<koertge's "the mummy"> 2003-05-01.12:11 a.m. The Mummy Ronald Koertge Maybe she faints because she's scared and he's horrible. After all, she's wearing the filmy nightgown all archeologists slip into after a hard day at the Sphinx, and he's dressed like a sore thumb, arms out in the gotcha pose. But maybe she's just as hot for him. Maybe he's really just a big present coming unwrapped and someone to talk to about intimate things: what other man could so completely understand the curse? He's no flirt, either. As he stumbles toward her, head back like a guy on skates, there's no glancing around the tomb for cuter girls. And look how in love he is! Carrying her everywhere like a groom who has been waiting for a thousand years. back /& forth /& frosting names are often sad